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Goodwill Item Of The Week

Dear women, if your pants fit you like this then toss them. I doubt the Goodwill will want them after they’ve seen more than your Gynecologist. First off is this even comfortable?  I mean really? I know when my undies ride up my ass I feel it and run to the nearest corner and pull them out. Now I know why women fake orgasms, apparently they have no feeling down there. Isn’t this fit heating you up in places you don’t want to be heated?  Let it breathe! I recommend you order the Landmann Big Sky Stars & Moons Fire Pit and Kingsford Charcoal Lighter Fluid and burn those shits. Then take your ass to Lululemon where “the diamond gusset lets us reach for our toes without worrying about the camel’s” A direct quote I must add. Ok I have to finish this post because looking at this picture is making my ass itch. I am now commando because they way this picture is making my junk feel, all types of claustrophobic.

1 comment

  1. kaley mears

    WO THATS A GREAT CAMEL TOE I GET THEM ALL THE TIME ……I SEE GUYS LOOKING AT MINE ALL THE TIME …….CAMEL TOES ROCK ……..SO COME ON GIRLS DONT BE AFRAID…….WEAR UR TOE PROUD………

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