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Goodwill item of the week: White sneaker edition.

Dear readers, can someone please explain these sneakers to me? I just don’t get what would attract people to buy these. I mean honestly. If you paid me $100 a minute to wear them, I would only make it a few minutes before breaking down, crying, and possibly vomiting. I’m sure on some level they serve an orthopedic function but unless they are walking for you, the fashion sacrifice is just too big.

These sneakers tend to couple with either dirty, white, socks (usually quitters), or a faded black, sweat sock, and 90% of the time with an acid washed, ill-fitted, jean short. None of which is cute