Category Archive: Goodwill Item Of The Week

Goodwill item of the week: White sneaker edition.

Dear readers, can someone please explain these sneakers to me? I just don’t get what would attract people to buy these. I mean honestly. If you paid me $100 a minute to wear them, I would only make it a few minutes before breaking down, crying, and possibly vomiting. I’m sure on some level they …

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Goodwill Item Of The Week

So you were too cheap to get your jeans altered to fit your height. Or is it that you only own one pair of jeans that you had nothing to wear while they were at the tailor’s. Whatever you reasoning was I don’t really care, because we are now at the point were it is …

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Goodwill Item Of The Week

This weeks Goodwill Item is the Deep V T-shirt. While this shirt swept across Fire Island in 2005 and every Gay bar for the next 2 years, it is still making it rounds. The past few seasons the hipsters wear longer versions of it with super skinny jeans, creating the men version of a mini …

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Goodwill Item Of The Week

The warm weather is coming. You know what that means. Yup, even more bad shoes except this season they don’t even serve a purpose. In the winter days we can overlook an ugly boot because it keeps your foot warm, or it has traction and you won’t slip on the ice, but summer is different. People where …

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Goodwill Item Of The Week

Dear women, if your pants fit you like this then toss them. I doubt the Goodwill will want them after they’ve seen more than your Gynecologist. First off is this even comfortable?  I mean really? I know when my undies ride up my ass I feel it and run to the nearest corner and pull them out. Now I …

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Goodwill Item Of The Week

  This week’s Goodwill Item Of The Week is these ugly ass sandals. I’m sorry to harp on footwear, but men you really need to look down and smell the coffee. These things are hideous! I know gay men who wear them in an attempt to be butch, well girlfriend I hate to break it to you but …

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Goodwill Item Of The Week

Dear men if you own anything that resemble these in your closet you need to toss them. These are so hideous. I don’t even know where the fuck you buy these cause it took me an hour and pages on top of pages of google images to find this picture. It is my belief that …

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