Category Archive: Marko’s Thoughts

A favor to ask of you.

Today is my husband’s birthday and most of you know I love dramatics! Anyhow my husband (Brandon) used to run this funny advice column and fell off track with it. So what I would love for everyone to do is to go to his website http://advicefrombrandon.com/ and ask him the most ridiculous question you can think …

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Sorry US Weekly But You Are Dead Wrong!

I saw this in the back of US Weekly yesterday and I have to disagree with them. She looks marvelous! The only thing wrong is the hair is slightly too long resulting in flatness on the top of her head. Where her hair is on the right side is would have been a better choice …

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Season Of Change

You get up in the morning, the sun is shining, the birds are singing, even your morning routine feels lighter. As you hit the streets, you feel the energy buzzing around. You know what that means? It means it it the season of change! So let’s get into it. Here are a few things you …

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The New Way To Search The Web.

Are you sick of every time you search for something on Google.com you get tons of crap back? Well Zuula.com is the new new. You can search for something and the results are pretty on point. Say goodbye to a million pages of out datedness. Zuula gives great results and usually one page. Quick and on …

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2012 Billboard Music Awards. As I see them.

The Billboard Music Awards were last night and in this post I am going to tell you where the looks went wrong. Hold on to your seats please. First we’re going to start with Miley Cyrus. Now some of you know I’m a big fan and it upsets me to have to tell you where …

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My Take On Leggings.

Let me start off by saying. Sure there are times when I see them and like “WOW! That’s how you do it” But truth be told 99% of the time I say “Does this bitch not own a mirror?” In this post I am going to demonstrate with pictures so you can get the exact …

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Another Year Older

Being that it is my birthday I would love to give such an insightful tip. Something like “How To Stay Young Looking” or “The Key To Happiness” but that ain’t gonna happen. I don’t have those profound tips. So I’ve decided to tell you what I am planning to do today: Drink way too much …

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An Email From A Client

  This is an email I received, which makes me feel like I am doing my job to the best of my abilities.  When leaving the salon you should feel beautiful, inside and out.   Hi Marko, Been meaning to email and say a big thank you for introducing me to Taaron last time I saw you …

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Goodwill Item Of The Week

Dear men if you own anything that resemble these in your closet you need to toss them. These are so hideous. I don’t even know where the fuck you buy these cause it took me an hour and pages on top of pages of google images to find this picture. It is my belief that …

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Escalators, they’re for more than just standing and being carted around.

A modern technology, or a not known rudeness? Escalators, and moving sidewalks for that matter, are here to help make life easier. For some that means just standing still and get carried to your destination. Others it’s a nitro boost for your walking. My needs vary with circumstances, i.e.; sometimes I have plenty of time …

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